Bottles so big, you’d better back the truck up! You loved it when we released our 30ml glass lines in 60ml chubby bottles. When we raised the largest size of our Mister-E-Liquid bottles from 30ml to 65ml, there were celebrations in the street. We are genuinely concerned at how happy you’re all going to be when we tell you: 135ml bottles are back!
That’s right, all your favorite Mister-E-Liquid flavors are now available in 135ml bottles. Yes, Pure Michigan. Yes, Jade Tiger. Yes, 135ml of amazing Mister-E’s Menthol, now available, online and at all Mister-E’s and BloNoSmoke locations! This is a seriously big bottle, folks: you’ve seen some companies release 100ml bottles, and even some with 120ml bottles, but we are not messing about: we’re putting every Mister-E-Liquid flavor in 135ml bottles.
Maybe you’re wondering what the big deal is. I mean, bigger isn’t always better. What makes a 135ml bottle of vape juice so special? Well, it’s more economical, for starters: the bigger the bottle, the less you pay per milliliter! That’s economies of scale for you, in economist-speak. And remember, because we make all your Mister-E-Liquid to order, we’ve got the freshest e-liquid possible: maybe having a bigger bottle means some of that delicious Mister-E-Liquid vape juice can steep before you cloud it all out! Think about it: you can refill your 5ml tank twenty-seven times from just one bottle of vape juice.
Don’t wait: you want these bottles in your life. Just make sure to bring a wagon - and we don’t mean some kid’s wagon, we mean a Conestoga wagon, with a team of oxen at the fore. Bring your coal-rolling dually pickup, or a steam locomotive, or a Panamax tanker ship. These bottles are so big, you better bring your jumbo jet!